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Playgirl

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Mello: Matt...



Matt: What?



Mello: Why is Near on the cover of Playgirl magazine...



Matt: ?... oh that's the new one I ordered.



Mello: Matt...



Matt: Hmm?



Mello: Why is NEAR on the cover...



Matt: It's albino month to them. All models are albino....... which strangely turns me on.



Mello: Matt...



Matt: Yep?



Mello: ANSWER THE GODDAMN MAIN QUESTION.



Matt: But I already told you!



Mello: *shoves the magazine in front of Matt* Tell me... what's wrong with this picture.



Matt: .........



Mello: .......



Matt: He's wearing his thong too tight?



Mello: *practically sucks his face with the magazine* NO. LOOK AGAIN.



Matt: Oww... I'm not blind you know.



Mello: For god's sake!!



Matt: What?



Mello: DO YOU NOT SEE THE UGLY ASS HALF NAKED SHEEP IN THIS COVER THAT WE SO CALL NEAR?!!!



Matt: 'Course I do....



Mello: Then why aren't you freaking out?!



Matt: .........



Mello: .......



Matt: ....he looks nice.



Mello: .....



Matt: ......



Mello: Are you retarded....



Matt: ........



Matt: Maybe....



Mello: *looks at the magazine*...... *mutter* he does look kinda nice...


Matt: ....*stares at magazine as well*.....



......


Mello: *burns magazine with Matt's lighter then tosses it in the trashcan, fire and all* we shall never speak of this...


Matt: Got it. *takes out random fire extinguisher and puts fire out*


Mello: And Near does NOT look good in a thong.


Matt: Sure.


Mello: *smacks his arm* don't say it like that!! Say it like you mean it!!


Matt: Near looks like a fat drag queen and Playgirl should be banned.


Mello: Much better. *smirk*


Matt: ...not that I mean it.


Mello: *smacks his arm again* MATT!!
Randommmm and stupiiid .w. PFF... Near in Playgirl LOL XDD ...I can so see that happening .__.

~YaoiCrazy~
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dutchess12534's avatar
LOl hahahaha xD he should be on rupaul's drag race. hahaha