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Mello: Matt...
Matt: What?
Mello: Why is Near on the cover of Playgirl magazine...
Matt: ?... oh that's the new one I ordered.
Mello: Matt...
Matt: Hmm?
Mello: Why is NEAR on the cover...
Matt: It's albino month to them. All models are albino....... which strangely turns me on.
Mello: Matt...
Matt: Yep?
Mello: ANSWER THE GODDAMN MAIN QUESTION.
Matt: But I already told you!
Mello: *shoves the magazine in front of Matt* Tell me... what's wrong with this picture.
Matt: .........
Mello: .......
Matt: He's wearing his thong too tight?
Mello: *practically sucks his face with the magazine* NO. LOOK AGAIN.
Matt: Oww... I'm not blind you know.
Mello: For god's sake!!
Matt: What?
Mello: DO YOU NOT SEE THE UGLY ASS HALF NAKED SHEEP IN THIS COVER THAT WE SO CALL NEAR?!!!
Matt: 'Course I do....
Mello: Then why aren't you freaking out?!
Matt: .........
Mello: .......
Matt: ....he looks nice.
Mello: .....
Matt: ......
Mello: Are you retarded....
Matt: ........
Matt: Maybe....
Mello: *looks at the magazine*...... *mutter* he does look kinda nice...
Matt: ....*stares at magazine as well*.....
......
Mello: *burns magazine with Matt's lighter then tosses it in the trashcan, fire and all* we shall never speak of this...
Matt: Got it. *takes out random fire extinguisher and puts fire out*
Mello: And Near does NOT look good in a thong.
Matt: Sure.
Mello: *smacks his arm* don't say it like that!! Say it like you mean it!!
Matt: Near looks like a fat drag queen and Playgirl should be banned.
Mello: Much better. *smirk*
Matt: ...not that I mean it.
Mello: *smacks his arm again* MATT!!
Matt: What?
Mello: Why is Near on the cover of Playgirl magazine...
Matt: ?... oh that's the new one I ordered.
Mello: Matt...
Matt: Hmm?
Mello: Why is NEAR on the cover...
Matt: It's albino month to them. All models are albino....... which strangely turns me on.
Mello: Matt...
Matt: Yep?
Mello: ANSWER THE GODDAMN MAIN QUESTION.
Matt: But I already told you!
Mello: *shoves the magazine in front of Matt* Tell me... what's wrong with this picture.
Matt: .........
Mello: .......
Matt: He's wearing his thong too tight?
Mello: *practically sucks his face with the magazine* NO. LOOK AGAIN.
Matt: Oww... I'm not blind you know.
Mello: For god's sake!!
Matt: What?
Mello: DO YOU NOT SEE THE UGLY ASS HALF NAKED SHEEP IN THIS COVER THAT WE SO CALL NEAR?!!!
Matt: 'Course I do....
Mello: Then why aren't you freaking out?!
Matt: .........
Mello: .......
Matt: ....he looks nice.
Mello: .....
Matt: ......
Mello: Are you retarded....
Matt: ........
Matt: Maybe....
Mello: *looks at the magazine*...... *mutter* he does look kinda nice...
Matt: ....*stares at magazine as well*.....
......
Mello: *burns magazine with Matt's lighter then tosses it in the trashcan, fire and all* we shall never speak of this...
Matt: Got it. *takes out random fire extinguisher and puts fire out*
Mello: And Near does NOT look good in a thong.
Matt: Sure.
Mello: *smacks his arm* don't say it like that!! Say it like you mean it!!
Matt: Near looks like a fat drag queen and Playgirl should be banned.
Mello: Much better. *smirk*
Matt: ...not that I mean it.
Mello: *smacks his arm again* MATT!!
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LOl hahahaha xD he should be on rupaul's drag race. hahaha