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*NOTE*: For some reason, I did this without even WANTING to write... I dunno.
*WARNING*: The word "entertainment" is said a lot 'cause I keep listening to Adam Lambert non stop. XD


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*At Matt's room*

Matt: *Playing random alien videogame with PS2*

Matt: Take THAT space scum!! ANOTHER point for Earth!!

................

*Near enters Matt's room*

*Video game sounds*

Matt: DIEEEE!! .... Hmm? Oh hi Near, what are you doing here? ^_^

Near: No reason, just bored.

Matt: ?.... -Chuckle- THAT'S weird, you never come to me for entertainment! -Smile-

Near:......

Matt: Well look no further! Video games are the number 1 cure for boredom, emotional pain and sometimes hunger!

Near: Is that why you strangely stop eating for a week when you play video games excessively?

Matt:........

Near: .......

Matt: *Mutters* So THAT'S why I feel like dying every time I finish playing...

Near: =_=

Matt: A-anyways! I'm guessing you've never played video games before so I'll just teach you the basics for now!

*Shows Near how to use controller*

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Matt: Kay, this is just a normal shooting game that's pretty easy for beginners, I shoot you, you shoot me.

Near: *Nods*

Matt: Press start then ^_^

Near: *Presses start*
................

2 minutes later

Matt: Dang Near! Your already beating me and were only starting!

..................

10 minutes later

Matt: WTF... how did you beat me so fast when I had a lot of power?!

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15 minutes later

Near:...... Are you sure your not letting me win?

Matt: I'm fucking positive!

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20 minutes later

Matt: *Stands up fast* YOUR CHEATING AREN'T YOU?! THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT KIND OF MOVE WITHOUT HAVING PROPER EXPERIENCE ON THE FUCKING GAME!!!

Near: I don't need to cheat, especially on a clearly ridiculous game as this.

Matt: LIAR!! NO WONDER MELLO WANTS TO KILL YOU!! YOU PLAY WEIRD MIND GAMES AND MAKE PEOPLE CRAZY!! Y-YOU KNOW WHY?! CAUSE I FUCKING WANNA KNOCK YOU OUT WITH THE DAMN PS2  RIGHT NOW!! *Pants*

Near: .......

Matt: *Still panting*

Near:......

Matt:......

Near: Thank you for entertaining me Matt, I have a few things to do right now so I should leave.

Matt: W-wait that's it?? YOU WANTED ME TO GO ALL CHOKE A BITCH FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT?!

Near: *Leaves nonchalantly*

............

Matt: How did he know how to play like that anyway... >.<

......... *Crosses arms*

Matt: Now I know how Mello feels... =_=
Near has his OWN entertainment... and it seems Matt's the next victim.
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:iconluciteo:
Luciteo Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I just did this to a friend a while ago...
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:iconyaoicrazy:
YaoiCrazy Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Your friend must be very lucky then...
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:iconluciteo:
Luciteo Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
indeed ^^
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:icondeidaras-girl666:
Deidaras-girl666 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2010
:< Now I know...
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:iconyaoicrazy:
YaoiCrazy Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
....That Near is a manipulative psyco... o_o
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:icondeidaras-girl666:
Deidaras-girl666 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2010
.......*shudders*
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:iconyaoicrazy:
YaoiCrazy Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
But.. I find that cool... *EVil smile*
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:icondeidaras-girl666:
Deidaras-girl666 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2010
*shudders even more*


Porto residents: Is this...AN EARTHQUAKE, RUN AWAY!!!
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:iconyaoicrazy:
YaoiCrazy Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
*Feels weird earth tremble*...Hmm?..... *Shrug*
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:icondeidaras-girl666:
Deidaras-girl666 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2010
:iconimscaredplz:
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