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Light is L's Maid

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L: Light-kun..

Light: Hmm.. what is it .

L: I'm hungry.

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Light: ......... and?

L: Please bake me cake.

Light: Wha- .. why would I do that you have like a thousand cakes in that fridge!

L: I ate them all.

Light: That's not surprising.. -_-

Light: Just buy one then!

L: I'm afraid im too busy suspecting you're kira so.. I can't. In fact now I suspect even more.

Light: Why?!

L: Because there's no cake in my hands.

Light: What?! What does that have to do with anythi- you know what never mind ill bake your stupid cake!

L: Thank you ^_^

Light: >.<

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Light: Ok, first things first im going to need...

*L gives Light an apron*

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Light: Wha- .......
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L: Its an apr-

Light: I know what it is!!

L: Put it on then ^_^

Light: No thanks =_=

L: Either an apron.. or a hairnet, your choice ^.^

Light: 0_o . . . .  >.< Gh.. fine!

*Hesitantly puts on apron*

Light: -Sighs- What flavor. . .

L: Strawberry please :]

Light: -Sighs even more- -_-

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Light: Wait, where's that weird powder thing-

*PUWH* (sound effects Lol)

Light: o_0 . . Aghhh what the hell L???!!! There's powder all over my face!!!

L: Hmm, so it would seem :D

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Light: 0_o.   . . . . . .  *Eye twitch*

*PUWH* ( again sound effects haha)

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Light: Hmm, you look paler than you already are.. if that's possible.

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L: I guess I deserved that.

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Light: -Chuckle- Here let me clean you up.

*Cleans L with dish towel*

L: Well that was highly unsanitary.

Light: Heh.. you started it.

L: I meant the dish towel.

Light: Oh.... -_-

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Light: -Sighs- Finished.

*Gives weird but strangely appetizing cake to L*

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L: Hmm.. not bad.

Light: Is there anything else? Make your bed, clean your underwear.. -_- (insert sarcasm here)

L: Maybe just one thing. . .

*Whispers something in Light's ear*

Light: Wha-! *Blushes like a tomato*  L why would I do that??!!

L: Cake is not enough.

Light: Apparently!

L: Please.

Light: No.

L: Please.

Light: No..

L: Please.

Light: NO!

L: Please!

Light: I said no!!!

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L: Plea-

Light: No.

L: Therefore you are kira!!

Light: Why would saying no make me kira?!!

L: It just does.

Light: Damn what is it with you and- god FINE YOU WIN!! Ill do it. . -_-

L: ^_^

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L: Oh... god Light faster.......... faster ..........FASTER!!!

Light: Im going as fast as I can damn it!!

L: Well if you would rub it a little more correctly I'd feel more pleasure from it!

Light: Look what do you want from me!!

Light: I baked you a cake AND now im giving you a damn foot rub! (Lol I saw that coming)

Light: I'm not your friggin maid!

L: Ah.. wait Light OW!

Light: You are selfish, you don't clean up after yourself, you eat like a pig, you INSIST in showering with me cus apparently you get more IQ by showering with OTHER MEN!!

L: AAAgh!! My foot!

Light: ehh?  * Looks at almost broken foot*...... oh god L why didn't you tell me!!

L: You were too busy lecturing me.. hmm ow.. T_T

Light: Sorry.. -Nervous laughter-

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Light: Jesus how LONG is this dialogue?! Finish it already woman!!

Me: Oh hehe sorry, got carried away! :D
I never realized I made it so long until I saw the time.. Lol

Here you go Crystal.. I lost a LOT of brain juice for ya so say THANK YOU!!


-YaoiCrazy
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Yurifan666's avatar
oh my i thought tht foot rub was sumthin else but to be truthful im a little sad it wasnt sumthin else lol i loved it ^-^