Death Note Crackroom 2

Mello: *Kicks door down* WERE HEEEEERE!!!!
Near: ... did you really have to kick the door..?
Matt: Great, now we gotta fix that.....
Mello: YESSS I did, it's better than a boring knock B]
Mello: And once again, your room is as gloomy as ever <.< *Comes in*
Near: I like my room....
Near: anyway,
Matt: o-o? Is this what I think it is? *Picks mysterious object up*
Near: hm?
Matt: OPTIMUS PRIME NEW EDITION!! : D HELL YES!
Mello: <.< Matt, you're a dork, more than Near actually.
Near: is that a compliment?
Matt: BUT IS SHINY : D
Mello: Yes it is >.> take it while you can.
Near: put it down matt!
Matt: D: Aww
Near: well then umm thank you?
Matt: *Puts it down*
Mello: Your welcome <.< *Jumps into Nears bed*....
Near: *walks to the bed* so...
Matt: *Jumps into bed also*: D
Mello: >.< Matt, you hurt mah foot.
Matt: Sorry D: I can give u a massage if u wants B]
Mello: .......
Near: O.O
Mello: NO >.>
Near: rejected!
Mello: Before we start this whole thing, I'd like to do one thing....
Near: and that would be?
Matt: o-o?
Mello: DRESS MATT LIKE A LOLITA.
Matt: O_o NUUUUUU.
Near: I thought we decided against this?
Mello: WE? No.
Matt: What do I get out of it anyway? >.>
Mello: Uhhhh, a kiss from near?
Near: okay, matt and I decided against it
Near: O.O
Matt:
Matt: OK!
Near: Uhm...no?
Matt: >.> A deal's a deal.
Near: I don't even want to dress you up though..
Mello: Majority rules, Near B]
Near: *sighs*
Matt: I know u don't, but you'll have to kiss me once I dress up ^^
Mello: *Evil laugh*
Mello: I'll be right back >: ]
Near: this is so unfair...
Mello: *Goes to find costume and makeup*
Matt: Aww, a little kiss won't hurt anybody ^^
Near: sure it won't >.>
Matt: Besides, I'll probably look good in a dress BD I have nice legs.
Mello: FOUND ONE!! : D
Near: that was the gayest thing I've ever heard you say
Matt: >.> Fuck u.
Near: I know you want to >.>
Mello: I'm pretty sure this will fit u....
Mello: <.< >.>... what the hell are u two talking about?
Matt: Nothing B] and yea, I do, very much.
Mello: =_=... OK! Let's start! >: D
Near: that's very awkward.
Matt: Where'd u get this dress anyway? :/
Mello: ............
Mello: None of your beeswax...
Matt: o-o
Near: stole it from Linda didn't you?
Mello: Maybe >.>
Mello: Matt, clothes, off, now.
Near: WAIT
Matt: o-o?
Near: change in the closet >.>
Mello: WHAT <.<
Matt: Psh B]
Matt: Fine <.< but your gonna miss one naughty striptease.
Mello: Idiot >.>
Near: that's what I'm trying to miss <.<
Matt: *Locks himself in closet*
Near: so....mello...
Mello: >.> Near..... *Just got an idea*..... Why don't YOU put makeup on him?
Near: ...
Near: because I'm not used to putting make up on like you
Mello: I'm sure you'll make him beautiful.... *Hides a snicker*
Mello: .............
Mello: Touché '_'
Matt: *Gets outta closet*
Near: O...O
Matt: HOOOW DO IIII LOOK? ~: D *Poses*
Near: Uhhhh
Mello: Not surprised, you have too much hip for a dude <_<
Matt: >.> It's the dress.....
Near: you do have the legs for it...
Matt: It ain't me.
Matt: THAAANK UUU~ ^^
Near: your welcome >.>
Mello: <.< Since Near is being an asshole, I'll have to put makeup on u....
Matt: Whatever ^^ Just make me look BEAUTIFUL for near~ B] *Winks at near*
Near: *shudders*
Mello: =____=
Near: ... ill put the makeup on him >.<
Mello: o_o?..... *Smirk* Kay B] *Gives Near lipstick and eyeliner... and blush*
Matt: YAAAY NEAR'S MAKING ME MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I ALREADY AM!~
Near: ...yea...beautiful >.>
Near: *picks up the eyeliner*
Mello: >.> .......
Mello: I have a bad feeling about this....
Near: keep your eyes open
Mello: *Gets random camera*
Matt: Kay :3 *Keeps eyes open*
Near: *puts the eyeliner on matt all professionally*
Mello: *Mutters to himself* I'm sure this will be the whole laugh section for a whole day.... *Snicker* .... *gets camera ready*
Near: *goes to the other eye*
Mello: Uhh, Near? <.< have u done this before by any chance?
Near: Uhhhhh.... psh no...
Mello: Liar B]
Near: >.>
Near: eyeliners all done
Matt: Lipstiiick!~
Near: alright..
Mello: WAIT.
Near: hm
Near: ?
Mello: Why not try putting the lipstick another way?
Near: what do you mean?
Mello: Might as well, since Matt is already dressed up as a Lolita <.,
Mello: <.<
Matt: :/? What does u mean?
Mello: Near, put on the lipstick, that's an order BI
Near: uhhhh
Near: but this isn't the right shade for my complextion
Near: >.> <.<
Mello: Since when do you care about that stuff? .___. Whatever, just put it on already!
Near: ...You're not going to let me get out of this are you?
Mello: Nope V_V do it.
Matt: Your gonna look all pretty like me Near!~ : D
Near: .-.
Near: fine, *puts on lipstick*
Near: mmm, cherry
Mello: *Snicker*....
Mello: Now, kiss Matt V_V *Takes out camera again*
Matt: O_O
Matt: : D
Near: ...*leans in*
Near: *kisses Matt*
Mello: ...That was fast <.< *Camera clicks*
Matt: .///////.
Near: There... he has lipstick on....
Matt: *Licks lips*..... B]
Matt: Oh oH! Let's play truth or dare!!
Mello: Every time I play that, something goes wrong <.< *sigh*
Matt: >.>... hmmm.... I don't care LET'S PLAY! : D
Near: I'd rather not play as well
Matt: First pin the tail on the donkey, now truth or dare?! You guys are buzzkills! >.< WE ARE PLAYING, NOW.
Mello: o-o
Mello: >.> Fine, jeez *Gave up way too fast*
Near: i guess we can play *really only gave in cause mello did*
Matt: YESH! : D I go first!
Mello: =.=
Matt: Mells, truth or dare?
Mello: Truth.
Matt: Is it true that you beat up Linda in the common room when no one was around? o_O
Near: O-O
Mello: O_O.... >.< Matt WTF, I don't hit girls!
Matt: Psh, Linda says the total opposite >.>
Mello: WHAT! Oh when I get my hands on that bitch I'll-!
Matt: ._.
Mello: <.<
Mello: Umm, your turn Near.
Near: uhmm... Matt truth or dare.
Matt: Dare ^_^
Near: hmm...
Near: i dare you to... run through the girls dorms..
Near: screaming. And dressed the way you are
Matt: o________o You DO realize those girls would throw me off a bridge for disrupting their "beauty sleep" right?
Mello: Heh, that was kinda unexpected, but yea, I agree. B]
Matt: M-Mello... >.<
Mello: Quit being an asswipe! Just do it! It's a dare B]
Near: Yes Matt, don't be a Buzzkill...
Matt: TT_TT
Matt: Ok... fine... but I'll probably die...
Matt: Won't you miss me Mello? <: [
Mello: Yea yea sure <.<
Near: Matt you won't die
Matt: I doubt it TT_TT but... it's a dare so....
Matt: *Takes deep breath*
Mello: >.> OK! Let's go already!! *Pushes Matt outside*
Matt: TT_TT
Mello: Near hurry up!! *Pushes Near also*
Near: *is pushed outside* alright... Alright...

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Mello: .....Well? Go... screaming and shit.
Near: Go matt go!
Mello: Not if I get there first <.<
Matt: >.< *has urge to cry*..... ok... here I go.... *Takes deep breath.... and screams through the whole hallway, knocking a few doors*
Mello: XDDD ....
Near: sure mello sure
*Linda walks outta her room*
Mello: Figures, he decided to wake up LINDA -_-
Mello: Out of all the girls...
Linda: O.O
Linda: *screams*
Matt: o_o... umm...
Linda: WHAT THE HELL MATT?!?!
Matt: *Covers Linda's mouth*
Matt: Shush! >.< It's just a dare, why are u screaming?!
random girls: *comes out into the hall*
Mello: Holy shit o_o
Near: heyy mello... wanna run for it?
Mello: LOL, I forgot, Matt's still wearing that thing!
Mello: o_o... I guess we should... their staring at us too....
random girls: *screaming*
Matt: O_O... *Runs for his life*
Near: *goes back to his room*
Linda: Get him girls!
Linda: *chases matt*
Random girls: *chases*
Mello: WTF... how the hell did he get there so-....
Matt: MELLOOOO THIS IS NOT FUN AT AAAAALLL!!!!!!!!! TT_TT *Runs*
Linda: *pins matt down*
Random girls: *circles around Matt*
Mello: ......Should I help him... or should I not... >.> decisions decisions....
Matt: *Is dead meat*
Matt: *Literally in this matter*
Mello: Nah V_V *Goes back to Nears room*
Random girls: *kidnaps matt*
Near: hey mello.
Near: the girls get matt?
Matt: *Scoff* YOU ARE SOOO NOT ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST MELLO!! *Gets kidnapped*
Mello: Yep >.>
Mello: I didn't feel like getting eaten so...
Near: don't blame you
Mello: <.< >.> Sooo...
Mello: *Awkward moment*
Near: yea...
Near: should we save him?
Mello: We SHOULD, but like I said, don't wanna get eaten by cannibal girls.
Near: good point....
Near: *contemplating*
Matt: *Bursts in door with clothes all tattered*
Near: Whoa!
Matt: *Pants*
Mello: Hey Matt >.>
Matt: YOU... LEFT ME.... WITH... THOSE.... CREATURES!!!!
Matt: *Pants again*
Mello: Sorry <.,
Mello: <.<
Matt: You don't even CARE that I was about to be devoured by 100 ugly chicks?!
Near: no... Not really
Mello: Same._.
Matt: TT_TT I hate you both.............. ALRIGHT NEXT GAME!!~ *Is bipolar*
Mello: Pin the tail on the donkey is outta the question.... again.
Near: i agree
Matt: You two aren't any fun =___=
Matt: *Puts on Matty clothes*
Mello: Heh... stupid Linda, she ripped her own dress.
Mello: I- I mean O_O
Near: i knew it
Mello: I... found it.... on the floor... somewhere... where that's not close to Linda's room...
Matt: *Does naughty striptease*; D
Mello: Aww gross Matt >.< *Tries to cover eyes*
Near: *closes eyes* what the heck??!?!
Mello: Seriously, stop, do u WANT me to barf?
Near: no barfing in my room!
Matt: Pff, you know u lurve it B] *Puts on shirt* ......... *Gets random pillow and hits Near*
Near: *falls over*
Near: not nice....
Mello: O_o...... pff..... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Matt: Aww, are u ok? XD Didn't think u were THAT off balance.
Matt: *off
Near: *hits Mello with a pillow*
Mello: O-O..... *Death glare*.........
Matt: *Silence* O_O..... *Gulp*
Mello: *Gets pillow and starts hitting both*
Near: AH!
Near: *uses pillow as shield*
Matt: THIS MEANS WAR! >.<
Matt: *Starts hitting... pretty much everything*
Near: *hides under my pillow*
Mello: WAIT! *Stops*
Matt: huh? *Stops*.... whoa! o_o Feathers everywhere.... cool.
Near: 8peeks from under pillow*
Mello: Ironically... it looks like snow.... in Nears room.......
Near: O.O
Mello: Nears the king of feathers~ Only feathers, he sucks at everything else <.<
Near: I knew this sleep over was a bad idea...
Matt: Hmm, I think it was a good idea, unlike u, were having fun XD
Matt: NEXT GAME... SPIN THE BOTTLE >: D
Near: But-But my room...
Mello: Psh, near, we'll clean it up tomorrow Kay?
Near: promise..?
Mello: Promise *Smirk*
Near: okay
Matt: <.< >.> B] well Isn't that just a sweet moment~
Near: uh....
Mello: =__= Just get on with the bo-.... wait, there's only 3 people.... that means... besides u.... OH HELL NO I AIN'T KISSING NEAR!! >.<
Near: ...
Matt: That's what makes it FUN, kissin' your worst enemy B]
Mello: That may be one of YOUR weird fetishes, but it ain't mine.
Matt: Aww c'mon... PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Matt: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mello: ...........
Matt: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Near: If it'll make you shut up ill play
Matt: YAY!~
Mello: Wha- NEAR?! WTF?! >.<
Mello: What the hell's wrong with u?! Do u WANNA kiss me?!
Matt: Yes he does V_V Let's play!~ : D *Twirls bottle*
Mello: *Faceplam*
Near: no i don't want to kiss you, I wanted to shut him up
Mello: Awesome, now I have to kiss your dry creepy lips thanks to this gay wad >.<
Matt: Pff, they weren't dry.... believe me B]
Near: my lips are not dry
Mello: I say their dry >.>
Near: how would you know?
Mello: Cuss I know just by looking at 'em.
Mello: *Bottle ends on Mello*
Matt: *Grabs Mello's cheeks all dramatically and kisses him*
Near: O.O wow,
Mello: *Pushes Matt* That's enough! Jeez... >//<
Near: uhmm.. yer turn mello
Mello: *Death glare*......... *Twirls hair*
Mello: ALRIGHT
Mello: *Twirls bottle*
Near: *watches it spin*
Matt: :3...
Mello: *Ends on Near*
Near: O.O
Mello: Fuck....
Matt: MELLY AND NEARY SITTIN' IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!~
Mello: Matt, shut up, your being cheesy >.<
Near: *sighs*
Mello: ..... *Stares at Nears lips*..................... .///........ ugh >.< let's get this over with.
Mello: *Leans in*
Near: Fine *begrudgingly kisses mello*
Mello: =///=.... they.... do taste like cherry.
Near: I-it's the lipstick!
Near: *is blushing*
Mello: Uhuh -///-..... ...... ................
Matt: B] Ummm... should I leave or something?
Near: s-so uhm, my turn >.>
Mello: Don't be an idiot >.>
Matt: Yep! ^^
Near: *spins the bottle*
Near: *bottle lands on the closet*
Near: ....
Mello: *Snicker*
Near: do I really have to?
Mello: ....now u has to kiss the closet... like you've done OH so many times XD
Near: have not
Near: I think you're getting matt and i confused
Matt: .......<.< ......... kiss the closet.... NOW.
Near: *sighs and goes to the closet*
Mello: Damn... I don't have mah camera >.<
Matt: Meeeellooo~
Near: *kisses the closet door quickly and then sits down*
Near: happy?
Mello: Psh, no.
Mello: That wasn't pride degrading at all._. You need to give it a slobbery wet kiss.
Near: no
Near: I kissed it
Near: feel lucky to have gotten that
Mello: <.< Your no fun
Mello: *Yawns*
Mello: =___= aaand I'm tired now.
Matt: ... me too...
Near: I am as well
Mello: So... who's gonna sleep next to whom.......
Near: uhm,
Matt: B] *Gets into bed corner quickly and pretends to fall asleep*
Near: ...
Mello: O_o..... Stupid fuck, he did that on purpose.
Near: i think so...
Near: *gets on the bed*
Mello: *Faceplam*........ *Sigh*
Mello: *Hesitantly lies down next to near*
Near: *looks at mello*
Mello: ....... *Stares back*
Near: well goodnight
Mello: Hmm... ..... .... Near?
Near: yes?
Mello: *Kisses Near*
Near: O-O
Near: *kisses him back*
Mello: 'Night .... *Closes eyes*
Near: wait... mello?
Mello: Hmm? *Opens eyes again*
Near: do I really have dry lips..?
Mello: Heh... no.... yours are the sweetest ones I've tasted in a long time.... *Smirk*.....
Near: *blushes* th-thanks *smiles shyly*
Mello: *Closes eyes again*
Near: *closes his eyes*
Matt: *Slight snicker*
Mello: >.> ...... *Hits Matt with elbow*