DN crack chat part 1

TheWhiteAlbino: *TheWhiteAlbino is logging on*
MarioISSeXY: *MarioISSeXY is logging on*
TheWhiteAlbino: hello Matt.
MarioISSeXY: Hiiii Near~ : D
MarioISSeXY: o-o Weird, Mello's not on yet.
TheWhiteAlbino: I was just thinking the same thing...
MarioISSeXY: Usually he's on when YOU'RE on but.... Lol
MarioISSeXY: He's probably killin' some babies in an alley somewhere...... XD
TheWhiteAlbino: <.< me being on has nothing to do with when he is on
TheWhiteAlbino: hmm... sounds like something he would do
MarioISSeXY: Ikr?
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: *xChoCoholiCMaNiaX is logging on*
TheWhiteAlbino: Oh Hello Mello
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt you dumbass I told u to call me when u logged on!
MarioISSeXY: Well sorry; I was too busy talking to near about interesting stuff!
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: .....
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: .....
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: What interesting stuff?
TheWhiteAlbino: Babies.
TheWhiteAlbino: and you.
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: ......
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: You better not be talkin' shit about me.
MarioISSeXY: Were not! XD Well, not in front of u <.<
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: There's nothing to talk about anyway so don't invent stuff.
MarioISSeXY: Your pretty cranky aren't u <.<
TheWhiteAlbino: are you in one of your 'moods' again mello?
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: You would know, considering I beat the shit outta u when I'm pissed >.>
TheWhiteAlbino: ...
MarioISSeXY: Doesn't that count as daily?
TheWhiteAlbino: well you haven't yet, so i guess your not in that bad of a mood...
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: That's cuss I'm far away from you, once I see you, your dead.
TheWhiteAlbino: That's just great..
MarioISSeXY: Ouch XD
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Yea, that just lights up your whole day doesn't it....
TheWhiteAlbino: and as for far away, yer room is right next to mine, so great excuse
TheWhiteAlbino: oh yes. You have made my day so great by saying that
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Don't be too down, then it won't be as fun throwing u off the stairs.
MarioISSeXY: He did that once, stayed in bed for 3 weeks.
TheWhiteAlbino: oh im sorry ill just be so happy go lucky then >.>
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: You should be grateful, I had a lot of things on my torture Near agenda today and I'm only gonna do one XD
TheWhiteAlbino: ....
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Yep, I have an agenda that helps me keep track of your torture, got a problem with that?
MarioISSeXY: Does that include me? >.>
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: No, hence, Torture NEAR agenda.
MarioISSeXY: *Sighs in relief* >.<
TheWhiteAlbino: =.= i am so unsurprised by this
MarioISSeXY: You also have a diary that keeps track of your wet dreams...................
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: .....
TheWhiteAlbino: O.O
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Hmm, if I told you to kill yourself for being such a dick, would u do it?
MarioISSeXY: LOL
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: I told you to shut your trap about that!
TheWhiteAlbino: ...so it's true
MarioISSeXY: I'm sorry! XD It's just..... Hilarious that u do that.
MarioISSeXY: It's hilarious that you actually have wet dreams
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: I-Its perfectly normal! >////<
MarioISSeXY: I'll bet most of 'em are about Near XD
TheWhiteAlbino: <.<
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: That's disgusting
MarioISSeXY: Yea, and wet dreams ARN'T? >.>
TheWhiteAlbino: he has a point Mello
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: HA, you probably have 'em every day you freaking perv >.<
MarioISSeXY: Well, yea, still gross though <.< .... What about Near? XD Do u has 'em?
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: ......
TheWhiteAlbino: uhm, no >.>
MarioISSeXY: Don't believe u <.<
TheWhiteAlbino: well then that's your problem, now isn't it?
MarioISSeXY: Just admit it >.> it may be gross but like Mel said, it's normal.
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: PFF..... LOL.... Near having wet dreams.... AHAHa.
TheWhiteAlbino: well i can't admit it... cause it doesn't happen
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: You must be a girl then >.>
TheWhiteAlbino: i am not a girl....
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: We'll just have to see then.... I have a new thing to do on my agenda now.
TheWhiteAlbino: <.< im not sure i want to know what it is
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: I'll just lock us in your room and undress u, easy as that.
TheWhiteAlbino: ...
MarioISSeXY: .....I'll have to be the judge of that also...
TheWhiteAlbino: excuse me; i have to go lock my door...
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: I have ways Near.... I'll probably kill u in your sleep right after I publically humiliate you.
MarioISSeXY: XD
MarioISSeXY: Stop scaring him Mello Lol
TheWhiteAlbino: I'm back.
TheWhiteAlbino: ...
TheWhiteAlbino: you have ways?
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: A door won't keep me away from undressing u Lol
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: XD
TheWhiteAlbino: does this mean you were the one who stole my room key?
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Hmm, maybe. <.<
TheWhiteAlbino: Oh by the way, if you want to see me naked so bad just ask.
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Idiot, that's not the reason.
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Btw, I feel sick now, thanks for that.
TheWhiteAlbino: sure it's not
MarioISSeXY: When exactly are u gonna checkmark that to do thing? <.<
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: When Nears not expecting it >]
MarioISSeXY: I'll be a witness! : D
TheWhiteAlbino: hmmm... good luck with that
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Lol, who knows, maybe he doesn't have any sex organs Lol
MarioISSeXY: No wonder! XDD
TheWhiteAlbino: Oh trust me, i have them
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: *Quirks eyebrow*.... oh really. <.<
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Well, I'll need to figure that out by myself obviously.
MarioISSeXY: LOL... dude you're like... flirting with him indirectly XD
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Think what you want, I just wanna humiliate him.
TheWhiteAlbino: For the last time, if you want to see so badly, just ask
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: .....................................................................
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: You'd really strip down in front of me? ._.
MarioISSeXY: Wtf....
TheWhiteAlbino: Why not? I've got nothing to hide...
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: You'd do that shamelessly in front of anyone? o_o
TheWhiteAlbino: No...
MarioISSeXY: So that means.... you'd strip down only for Mello? <.< is that what you're saying?
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: ...
TheWhiteAlbino: well, uhm, I didn't say that >.> <.<
MarioISSeXY: Surely sounded like that <.<
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Yea, I'm not disturbed by this AT ALL.
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: <.< Sheesh
MarioISSeXY: I'm disturbed as shit...
TheWhiteAlbino: it's not what I meant matt...
MarioISSeXY: Ok, whatever you say XD
TheWhiteAlbino: >.<
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: Alright... if you're willing to.... unlock your door ._.
TheWhiteAlbino: okay...
MarioISSeXY: <.< Well, apparently Near wants to go naked for Mello ONLY so... I'll just leave.
MarioISSeXY: Don't rape him!~ : D
MarioISSeXY: *MarioISSeXY is logging off*
xChoCoholiCMaNiaX: <//< *xChoCoholiCMaNiaX is logging off*
TheWhiteAlbino: *TheWhiteAlbino is logging off*